HaHaHAA

Received a forwarded email this morning. Quite funny and creative though.


TEACHER: What's the longest word in the English language ?
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters !


Teacher: What did the frog order at McDonald's?
Pupil: French flies and a diet Croak


Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"


A family of mice were surprised by a big cat.
Father Mouse jumped and said, "Bow-wow!"
The cat ran away.
"What was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse.
"Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language."


Teacher: How much is half of 8?
Pupil: Up and down or across?
Teacher: What do you mean?
Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!


Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!


TEACHER: Give me three reasons why the world is round?
Pupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !


Hope those can put a smile on our faces :)

Me? Auntie? Yeay!!

Alhamdulillah.
Recently dapat a very first anak buah.
A niece. Comel. Kalau menangis, puiyoo nyaringnya (ada potensi kenyaringan akan bertambah)
Everyday, sure a new thing yang makcik sorang tu buat.
Kalau dulu suka hisap mitten sendiri if lambat dapat susu, now without anything pun her little mouth boleh sucking. Siap bunyi lagi. Dah macam mulut goldfish pun ade gak.But cute. :)
The best part is masa si ibu having a chat with her, seeming to understand (err..baby umur around two weeks dah boleh faham ke ek?) she threw a wonderful smile at her mom.
But the smile hold for about three second je. Mahal betul cik adik sorang ni nak senyum.
As for me, I love holding her but with her fragile body, I never try to bath her yet. Scary maa.
Kang terjatuh pulak anak kakak. Ngeri2.
Watching her move, act and sleep somehow give me piece in heart n mind.
Yet, kengkadang tu leh gak terfikir. What kind of aunt will I be to her? Strict? Funny? As A Friend? Boring? (waaaa..tanak). Tapi bila terfikir yang betapa matang and mature nya diriku ini (ehem..ehem sure or not). Insyaallah ok kot (sambil lap sikit2 peluh kat dahi).
Untuk my niece yang tersayang secebis doa untukmu:
"Ya Allah, jadikanlah anak saudaraku ini seorang yang solehah. Taat kepadaMu, kepada kedua ibu bapanya. Hormati keluarga, saudara dan rakan2 nya. Jadikan lah dia seorang yang berbudi pekerti tinggi, cerdik dan bijak serta bahagia di dunia dan di akhirat. Ameen"
Love you darling...

WELCOME ALL

SALAM to all.

WELCOME to my first official online journal (happy me :))

Actually niat nak tulis blog ni memang dah ada

Dah pernah practice kat one of the site but tak official

Then credit goes to WA yang encourage to create a blog (Thanks WA)

Another credit goes to SI yang tolong in setting it up and make it no longer just niat (Arigatou SI)

So, now SIZAWA dah complete with their own blogs (Yeay, happy me square :))