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Received a forwarded email this morning. Quite funny and creative though.


TEACHER: What's the longest word in the English language ?
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters !


Teacher: What did the frog order at McDonald's?
Pupil: French flies and a diet Croak


Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"


A family of mice were surprised by a big cat.
Father Mouse jumped and said, "Bow-wow!"
The cat ran away.
"What was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse.
"Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language."


Teacher: How much is half of 8?
Pupil: Up and down or across?
Teacher: What do you mean?
Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!


Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!


TEACHER: Give me three reasons why the world is round?
Pupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !


Hope those can put a smile on our faces :)